PAULA NEAL MOONEY

by Paula Neal Mooney Ah...another national leader and an infamous blue dress... Striding Nude, Blue Dress -- an unfinished painting of Tony Blair's wife, Cherie Blair -- is not that bad when you look at it. In fact, I find Striding Nude, Blue Dress (now that I've cleared up in my mind that it's striding , not stradling nude) kind of pretty and innocent a quarter of a century after Striding Nude, Blue Dress was begun. Striding Nude, Blue Dress has that quaint, Girl With a Pearl Earring kind of allure to it in these days when even hints of nude pics fly about the internet like swarms of locusts. I miss the paintings by the masters. So now that the Striding Nude, Blue Dress painting has found its way out of Tony Blair's wife's storeroom after being locked away for 25 years, it's setting the net on fire. Tony Blair's wife, Cherie Booth , as she was known back in 1978, two years before Cherie married the man who would become Prime Minister Tony Blai...

by Paula Neal Mooney Ellen Pompeo Playboy pics reveal more about Ellen Pompeo's character than anything else in January's issue of Playboy . Whoa, Ellen Pompeo got naked for Playboy ? is what I thought this morning when I saw one of the pics of Ellen Pompeo from her Playboy spread. But further review of the piece about Ellen Pompeo's Playboy spread revealed that the actress in fact did not get naked for the old geezer mag , which made me proud and think: Good job, Ellen Pompeo! Way to foil all the folks eagerly typing in "Ellen Pompeo naked pics" and "Ellen Pompeo nude pics" and "Ellen Pompeo Playboy spread" today. (Go home and ogle the wife of your youth instead. Order her this hot number and when it arrives, tell her to ditch the sweats and put it on, no matter how fat she thinks she looks. Yeah, the big flabby wifey may not be as hot as Ellen Pompeo nor the woman modeling it, but hey...you're no Josh Duhamel anymore either.) I a...

Updated post about Laura Mallory Lane can be found here . Here is video of Mal Lane! Laura Mallory Lane. Mallory Lane. Laura Lane. Whatever you call the woman with multiple names, Laura Mallory Lane is being cited by some as the reason behind the Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn split, confirmed today by People magazine. Web sources say that Laura Mallory Lane , who reportedly goes by mainly Mallory Lane, was the reason behind the Aniston and Vaughn’s confirmed break up. But since I could only find one source listing Laura Mallory Lane’s photo thus far – which looks like a yearbook photo of Laura Lane, supposedly a junior year student at Trinity University in San Antonio, Texas – I decided to do a little digging myself to see if Laura Mallory Lane is a real person. I also wanted to confirm the hoaxy looking email reportedly sent by Laura Lane to 22 of her Gamma sorority sisters titled “I shacked with Vince Vaughn.” So I called Trinity University a few minutes ago asking about the...

It's official. I am a real live journalist! Yay! Praise the Lord and pass the DVDs, please... Yesterday I received a FedEx package (Yes, for me! Not Cavs tickets for my hubby for once!) from my cool-as-beans editor Mike from Associated Content . "The People's Media Company," my husband, Chris, repeated as he checked out my booty -- of media stuff, this time. The huge envelope contained not only a big Associated Content cup that'll ensure I'm up on my water intake, but also a small squishy stress ball-type brain and an advanced DVD copy of 3 Lbs , a new medical drama -- the title refers to the weight of the adult brain -- from CBS starring Stanley Tucci as a hot neurosurgeon. Since 3 Lbs doesn't premiere on CBS until a week from today -- with a full preview on CBS.com this Thursday -- I felt a surge of genuine reporter glee getting a chance to check out this intriguing drama well before the rest of the world. I got the sense that Mike needed this reviewed...