"The existence of [Laura] Mallory Lane..." read the subject line of an email I received this morning, confirming to me that Laura Mallory Lane, or Mal Lane, as she goes by, is in fact a real girl. "I'm a real giiiiirrrrlll!!" I can almost hear Mal Lane saying now, like Pinocchio at the end of Shrek 2.
Anyhoo, this tipster (thanks, dude) let me to a video of Mal Lane "featured in a documentary called Upstaged," he wrote. Ironic title, 'cause newcomer (I refuse to call her an ingenue, which some define as an "artless woman" and I hear Mal is a great actress) Mal Lane and her infamous blog posting melee is certainly about to upstage Aniston and Vaughn.
"There is a brief clip of [Mal Lane] in their 'preview'," my Secret Squirrel (God I'm getting old if I can remember a cartoon name that's not even on DVD) continued, "but it's my understanding she's a big part of the movie, as she had the lead role in the musical the movie is about. It also looks like she is pictured in the 'G' in their logo. Perhaps the filmmakers have some insight into this whole Vince thing?" he asked.
Well, I tried to watch the Mal Lane video and even downloaded QuickTime, but I got errors, till I finally found this YouTube video purportedly featuring Mal Lane. Yes, looks like Mal Lane is stil in high school the time that this video was shot. I hear a guy call her Mal before slinging his leg over her lap in one scene during the middle. If it is in fact Mal Lane's old stomping grounds, it looks like a great high school, High School Musical come to life:
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